President Donald Trump has been summoned to the Vatican – officials there were so impressed by his ability to draw

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Harlem has announced plans to erect a colossal 50-foot bronze Timberland boot statue in Marcus Garvey Park to honor Nathan

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Washington, D.C. – President Donald Trump, alongside Elon Musk, announced today that the planet Mars will be officially rebranded as

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President Donald Trump has just announced the formation of a new government entity: the Department of FAFO. The acronym, which

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Senator Elizabeth Warren reportedly unleashed an “ancient and powerful” Lakota Sioux battle cry in a last-ditch effort to block Robert

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Donald J. Trump announced yesterday that he had commissioned a team of scientists who now claim to have cured cancer.

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In a decision aimed at addressing historical injustices, Caucasians worldwide are set to receive reparations for their ancestors’ enslavement by

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Dusty Gillette is a 55-year-old actor residing in Manhattan’s Upper West Side. He is a professional actor with the leading

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Trump Vows to ban Blue Hair Dye if Re-elected to Address Environmental Impact In a bold stance on environmental policy,

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President Biden has just signed an executive order that would make voting for his opponent, ex-president Donald Trump, illegal. The

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Introducing the all-new ultra realistic Darbie doll! She hates Trump with a passion!! Now your children can hate Trump from

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At a recent rally Bangalore Government official and activist Muhammad Patel shouted to a crowd “These people are not from

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WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that has sparked controversy and amusement alike, the Smithsonian Institution announced today that it

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Former heavyweight boxing champion Iron Mike Tyson has announced that he is now identifying as a woman and intends to

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