President Donald Trump has just announced the formation of a new government entity: the Department of FAFO. The acronym, which stands for “Fuck Around and Find Out,” aims to track down and hold accountable those who have committed lawfare against Trump and his supporters. He has appointed legendary film star and martial arts master Chuck Norris to head the department.

Speaking at a press conference held at the newly minted Mar-a-Lago Headquarters of the Department of FAFO, Trump declared, “We have been wronged by so many through legal attacks. They tried to jail me; they tried to shoot me; they defamed my name and image. It’s time they find out the consequences of their anti-American actions!”

The President elaborated that the Department’s primary mission would be to identify and address instances where individuals, entities or even foreign countries “fuck around” with American interests and subsequently “find out” the repercussions.

Trump will also commission a single-story building / monument that will be built entirely out of anti-Trump subpoenas and legal filings – it will house a museum a cafeteria and a gift shop.

President Trump stated “The entire building will be made from subpoenas and legal filings that have been repurposed for the people into a big, beautiful building”