Covid-19 is a Magical Virus

– It has almost cured influenza, measles, heart disease, cancers and most other diseases and abolished ‘death from natural causes’ – the number of deaths from those ailments has dropped dramatically…

– it’s a smart virus, highly virulent in parks, gyms, churches and schools, the gym and on beaches…

– protestors seem to be completely immune, but only Democrat protestors – Republicans that gather for political purposes seem to be super spreaders. This virus can tell what political party you support – and it doesn’t seem to like Republicans.

– it has no effect on the thousands of employees who work at Kmart, Walmart, Target or large Supermarkets … the people in liquor stores are also immune…

– it appears to have sympathy for the homeless. They too are immune. They can continue to gather and sleep in makeshift curbside communities…

– the virus seems to target mostly mom and pop businesses and spares the big box stores loaded with Chinese merchandise.

– the virus also targets our food chain, since it managed to close meat packing companies, and forced farmers to discard their harvest in record time…

– construction and supermarket workers have a natural immunity, but would obviously still need to be vaccinated…

– it doesn’t affect children, except for a few who may or may not have caught it…

– mandatory cloth masks (made of t-shirt material) are now a bio protective! We can thank the virus for exposing the fact that cotton t-shirt material has been a bio-protective material all along – who knew? See miracles do happen.

– Of coarse we needed millions of ventilators… until we suddenly didn’t need any ventilators…

– and we needed to commandeer all private hospitals to keep them open solely for the avalanche of virus victims – that never appeared. Never even needed the hospital ships.

– categorized as an ‘invisible enemy’, one that can never be definitively beaten and always lurking in the shadows, much like the war on terror. Invisible, yet among us…

– it loves New York too – it’s a really cosmopolitan virus…

– there is a Celebrity Strain called the Tom Hanks Strain, and then there is the other highly deadly strain that Republicans are spreading…

– even more amazing, in Sweden you can hug your grand kids, yet the UK strain forbids that…In New York restaurants are closed yet across the street in Nassau county the restaurant are open. We know where this virus is going for drinks!

– in India alone, the killer virus managed to lock 1.3 billion people in their homes indefinitely, after decimating 1000 of them, within just a few short months…

– every loss of life from this virus is tragic… however, pushing 150-500 million people into starvation worldwide is a necessary price to pay. Locking down millions because 1 in 100,000 may die makes perfect sense…

– we all may have it by now, yet although asymptomatic, we can still infect people and test negative… or test positive… and our antibodies may, or may not give immunity…

– only a heavily government funded, hastily tested and mandatory vaccine can save us by injecting it in 7 billion people, every year, for a constantly mutating virus, the particular strain of which has long been history…

– also, be careful not to spread fake news or dangerous misinformation online about this virus… make sure you leave that to the professionals over at CNN and the rest of the reliable mainstream media journalists around the world.

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  1. Utterly fabricated. All of it. Very obviously so. Put it in the “hate Trump” category. Yes, the China Virus is real, of course it is, it kills. So, too, is the seasonal flu, which is why all drug stores across the world have signs out saying “come in for your vaccination”. That there is not yet a vaccination for Covid is immaterial. It is a simple matter of due diligence.

    If you are walking on a pedestrian sidewalk DO NOT sneeze on people, do not cough on people, do not sing at people, yes, we should avoid serenading strangers. Yep. And do not even talk to anyone while going about your daily activities. That’s all. Don’t interact, because people have lost their minds. If you try to engage someone without a piece of meaningless cloth on your face they may scream at you. Do not bother with anyone, ever, at all. If you think you can use a hug, well, go find a dog, find the nearest canine. Even they can see straight through this all. And even a five year old, given the facts, would question every bit of it. Yes, children, children can see this.

    Elon Musk seeks to put a colonized city on Mars. Please, sir, put me at the front of the line. Earth has, for now, been hijacked by dark forces. I shall go to Mars, yep, and fight from there. We can then restore earth. We can join with the moon people of Mars, and combat those who scorch earth. Those who do so are what we call DEMOCRATS. If they succeed in stealing the White House then Mars is the only alternative. Go, Musk.

    When this magic virus magically disappears, after Election Day, count yourselves lucky for that miracle. And watch for the next attack on our sitting US President, one Donald J Trump.

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